TheAlliance's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tank Source V2.0]

It was good

Hard to play on a laptop touchscreen, though.

[Mini-Putt 3]

Ok

I shot a 1 under 48, so I'm somewhat happy. Good job.

[Like Jailbait? 2004 Quiz]

Me Likey!

By far the funniest thing I've seen on NG! I got a crappy score the first time, (Damn Brittney Spears' sister with implants already messed me up.) but came back with an amazing 10/10. (Doesn't relly count the second time, though.) Your brand of observational comedy like this, YAAFM, and many of your fine movies/games that I'm legally allowed to watch are the greatest. Good "GD" work!

[Elf Maker 1.0]

Just another dres-up game

Nothing new, exiciting, or really that easy. And this is coming from a man with like 5 Pube Muppit cartoons.

[Last Defence Revised]

Can you say......

Missle Defense? Come up with an original idea.

MasterBurgerSan responds:

Can you say...intentional classic flash remake? If you can give me the name of ONE person who never started game codeing by trying to remake his/her favorite arcade game, i will give you my sandwich. And as for that orginal idea, hold on to your inner rectum buddy, it'll be here when its done....

as for now, try to enjoy games for what they are

[Shoot Duane!]

El Segundo?

Dude, there's no crime in El Segundo! El Segundo is just LAX and a little beach. I would assume that you're the most dangerous criminal there. Whaddya do; run a red light?

[House Hunting]

Did that guy have a dildo?

I thought it was better to shoot everyone but I guess that's why I didn't win. Ohh, well.

[Boot Bush & Cheney!]

Nobody cares!

So the hell what? What can you do about Bush? How bout you go into your closet and bitch to yourself. Opinions are just like asses, everyone has one, and they stink.

[Ms. Swan SoundBoard!]

NO!

These were horrible impersonations of Ms. Swan. The purpose of a soundboard is to find the sound files. This could just be called "Some kid does Ms. Swan Impersonations" Soundboard.

Old-Tobunshi responds:

Ok Mr. 16-year-old n00b! ^_~

[Boomhauer Soundboard]

Dang ol' good soundboard, man!

I tell ya wut, man, dat was a dangol' funny thing I ain't never laughed dat hard man but you forgot dat one where he say "dang ol' internet dem kids go on and get dem naked women sites dey god click, click, click click click click click it's that's dang on easy man." put dat one on man.